God I really hate when chicks refuse to carry a pocket book.  The reason why is, because us guys always end up carry their cr#p.

Let me give you an example.  During lunch break you go out with a co-worker chick and she is literally carrying everything with her; Cell phone, cigarettes, car keys, house keys, birth control, lipstick etc.  Of course like a smuck you are wearing a coat… with lots of pockets.  “AH-HA” she thinks to herself.  She glares at you, she begins to salivate… you think to yourself “wo… I think this chick is coming on to me”.  Well she’s not coming on to you, SHE WANTS YOU FOR YOUR POCKETS.

So like a dope all of her cr#p gets piled into your coat.  Now you are responsible for all of her junk.  Cell phone missing… YOUR FAULT.  Missing pill from birth control… YOU ATE IT.

Listen women out there…. You need pocketbooks.  Get one, use it or don’t go out to lunch.