Chinese lie again. Now about fireworks.

Monday, August 11th, 2008

handfireworksemail.jpgI used to get pissed when the Chinese restaurant used to lie to me about my Kung Po Chicken being chicken, when cat was really at the heart of the recipe.  I used to get mad when they said my dog’s food was wholesome, yet contained plastic filler.  I was able to get over these little white lies… but to lie about the Olympic’s fireworks… now that is just low. (more…)

Federal tax rebate email

Monday, March 17th, 2008

taxrebateemail.jpgThis was sent to Unleashed recently: 
In an effort to stimulate this curently sagging economy, the Bush Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate. There may be other amounts depending on individual circumstances.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. (more…)

Have you ever seen a McDonald’s tray bend?

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

traybreakemail.jpgI am no stranger to McDonalds.  As a matter of fact I’m anxiously awaiting an easy pass for the drive through there.  But to be honest, when I go the Mc Ds, I like to get into the place and absorb the atmosphere.  I mean I get into it.  First I walk by the fry pit… I breath in the heavenly scent of the oil and fries.  I then head to the bathroom, wash out my nose, and then go back for the burger pit.  WHAT I’M GETTING AT… I am a little pig and I love Mc Donalds.

Well today I saw a Momma Pig at the establishment.  Some chick…. Oh about 225 lbs dry, 235 wet, had a tray overloaded with food.  I swear to god, the tray was bending in the middle.  In my millions of trips to McDonalds, I have never in my life seen a tray bending.  Tray’s manufactured in China…perhaps… or just a huge order.  THIS IS A TRUE STORY!

Now I thought this was for her and her friends, but when she asked her friends to get their food, there was only one dude who grabbed a fry (small order) from the tray.  The rest was hers.  This is something us chunky dudes would be proud of, but a little embarrassing for a chick.

That’s a lot of beef… both in food and her.
 


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