Hillary says “Let’s name her Monica”.  Go Bill Clinton… plenty for all of the bitches!!!!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado….And off they whirled to the land of OZ.  They finally made it to the Emerald City…and went to find the Great Wizard

‘What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?’

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:  “I’ve come for some courage.” Read more…

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked
her if she had a good time.
Chelsea replies she had a wondful time and she
thinks she’s in love.
Hillary then asks, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”
Chelsea replies, “Not according to Dad.”

Women throughout the world are going to be livid.  This is a real online petition set back in 2005.  Apparently there is a site out there that allows you to create online petitions.  Apparently this petition did not gather much support but was and still remains extremely popular in the Middle East.
 
Content of petition:

Stop Women’s right to vote! They don’t know what the hell is going on anyway. They should stop voting and spend more time doing other constructive things. IE laundry, cooking, cleaning. Just let the men deal with politics.

If Women lose their rights to vote, you heard it first here!  Hillary Clinton has got to get on board with this one.  Might be better than her Magic Johnson angle.

View actual petition and/or start your own:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stop-women-s-right-to-vote.html

Bill Clinton and the Pope both die.  Before they make their way to their rightful after-life locations for eternity, the powers from above decide that each of them should experience the opposite site for a day.  Therefore The Pope would go to Hell and Bill Clinton would go to Heaven for a day.

The day passed and The Pope starts to walk towards Heaven and Bill starts to walk towards Hell.  While in purgatory, they pass each other and start to make small talk.  Bill Clinton asks the Pope “Did you see Hitler?” the Pope replies “yes” and then the Pope asks Bill excitedly “did you see the Virgin… Mary?”

Bill Clinton pauses, smiles and says “Oh Father, you’re about 5 minutes too late”.