BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday. 

Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t.  Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is the Chinese punishment for cheating on your wife?    Read more…

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. 
 
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
 
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
 
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
 
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

I’m getting all sorts of SPAM the last few days on flowers for St. Patrick’s Day.  The flower industry is out of control, promoting flowers for just about anything.  Now I know Irish culture, have seen all the Leprechaun movies, and from what I’ve gathered, about the only thing you get for St. Patrick’s day is green beer, whiskey and a miserable hangover the next morning.  Flowers for a true Irishman can be dangerous. Read more…

Three - One to hold the lightbulb, and two to drink until the room spins.