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Irishmen changing a lightbulb joke

Posted on 08. Mar, 2009 by The Troll.

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With St. Patrick’s Day coming this joke is suitable:
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three… one to hold the later and two to drink until the room spins.

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Golf Kooler Club. Drink in secret and improve game

Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by P Syrek.

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This is an awesome item for the golf course. It’s a cooler and holds 48 ounces of beverage (preferably alcohol) and looks like a golf club. You stick it right in your golf bag and it has a spout to pour from like a keg. Get all fired up the course without anyone knowing… except [...]

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Blowing Chunks joke

Posted on 07. Sep, 2008 by The Troll.

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A woman walks into a pub and goes up to the bar. The bartender is mixing some crazy concoction which is going to be the shot special of the night. The bartender asks her if she would like to try it. She does, likes it, and ends up drinking this brew all night long.

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Chinese man burnt alive for not washing feet

Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by P Syrek.

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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.
Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t. Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is [...]

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Irish Priest driving joke

Posted on 22. Apr, 2008 by The Troll.

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’

‘Just water,’ says the priest.

The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell [...]

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Flowers on St. Patrick’s Day. A disgrace.

Posted on 13. Mar, 2008 by The Troll.

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I’m getting all sorts of SPAM the last few days on flowers for St. Patrick’s Day. The flower industry is out of control, promoting flowers for just about anything. Now I know Irish culture, have seen all the Leprechaun movies,