An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’
Posted Oct 24, 2007
Alright you’ve all had countless arguments about this now for the moment of truth here lies the answer to that long awaited question.
According to a John Hopkins study, WOMEN are worse drivers than MEN. Men get in 5.1 accidents per 1 million miles while women get in 5.7 accidents per 1 million miles. And I can assure you, out of the 5.1 accidents men get into, women have a part in it. Men are trying to avoid women drivers, thus get into accidents themselves. Additionally, men will get into accidents checking out hot women. The moral of the story: women and driving don’t mix. Stick to the bumper cars at amusement parks ladies.
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