Tag Archives: GM diet
GM Diet Day 4 recap. Farewell
Posted on 14. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
(Watch the video after you read) Well I made it to Day 4 of the GM diet. I woke up strong… I had my stalk of bananas on the kitchen counter anxiously awaiting me. My milk was chilled at exactly the right temperature and I was down seven pounds. I felt good… NO [...]
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GM Diet Day 3 recap
Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
THIS DIET STINKS!!!!!!! I am ready to hang myself. I am weak, I can’t see straight and have a ferocious, splitting headache. GM Diet held hope at first… as I was allowed to indulge in fruits AND vegetables, but DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
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GM Diet Day 2 Recap - Battling birthday cake
Posted on 11. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.
Day 2 was a tad better. I am hungry, cranky, miserable… but feeling confident. Confident I will not resort to eating fruits and vegetables any time soon after this diet.
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GM Diet. Recap of Day 1
Posted on 10. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
Well I made it through Day 1… against all odds. My work office held only temptations. In every corner, in every hallway, in every cubicle lurked evil. Snack devils everywhere offering me chips, candy and anything else that was not fruit… the only ingredient I could eat on this torturous GM diet.
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GM diet Day 1. The weigh in
Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.
Well at 6 AM EST this morning I weighed in, hence kicking off the GM diet. I took out my old friend Mr. Scale, we exchanged morning greetings and then I mercilessly stepped on him. Mr. Scale expressed his displeasure by outputting 229 LBS. “YOU ROTTEN, LOW DOWN, FILTHY SCALE”
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GM Diet. Unleashed writer’s progress - pre-start
Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.
I have officially declared tomorrow, Monday, February 9, 2009 as my official start date of the GM diet. The official weigh in is at 6 AM EST. I feel like a boxer… weighing in before a fight… or in my case a small Sumo wrestler.

