It was back in the old days. A couple got married and it was they were on their honeymoon right after the wedding. They were both virgins (traditional) and it was time to do the deed.
The wife (Ching) was naked curled up in a ball crying. Her husband (Chong) asked what was the problem. (more…)
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado….And off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City…and went to find the Great Wizard
‘What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?’
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.” (more…)
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
“How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?” (more…)
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. ”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her,
“Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.” (more…)
What’s the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a form of self defense and jewdo is the stuff bagels are made of.
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