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Time to die - Joke

Time to die - Joke

Posted on 28. Aug, 2009 by The Troll.

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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the [...]

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Beer vs. face cream joke

Beer vs. face cream joke

Posted on 14. Aug, 2009 by The Troll.

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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco’s when the man picks up a crate of Stella beer and sticks them into the trolley
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife ‘They’re on offer, only 10 for 24 cans’, he says
“Put them back.   We can’t afford it,” says the wife and they carry on shopping…
A [...]

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Marriage counseling joke

Marriage counseling joke

Posted on 05. Aug, 2009 by The Troll.

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Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and [...]

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"24 hours to live" joke

“24 hours to live” joke

Posted on 09. Jul, 2009 by The Troll.

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Gina returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told her husband that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.
 Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.  Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
 Six hours later, Gina went to him again, and said, “Honey, now I only [...]

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Irishmen changing a lightbulb joke

Irishmen changing a lightbulb joke

Posted on 08. Mar, 2009 by The Troll.

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With St. Patrick’s Day coming this joke is suitable:
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three… one to hold the later and two to drink until the room spins.

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Upcoming Books

Upcoming Books

Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.

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Unleashed Entertainment is continually creating new hysterical books for its viewers.  These are cartoon-quote-joke gag gift books.  Currently we are working on the following:
- You Know you are Getting Old When…
Click on the above link or check out the Upcoming Books  category section.  We would love to get your comments and suggestions. 
Also check out our current selection of [...]

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UPS Who am I joke

UPS Who am I joke

Posted on 22. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.

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One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

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Helicopter ride joke

Helicopter ride joke

Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.

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Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.   ’Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair,

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