Chavez, CITGO, Petro Express

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

chavezemail.jpg While rant mails can be annoying at times, I love this one below on that bum Chavez.  Deals with Chavez, CITGO and his new named gas stations… Petro Express.  Chavez, aka the Greasy Venezuelan Water Bison thinks his pretty slick.  I have 3 words for you Chavez:  “PUMP THESE NUTS”.  (more…)

Ride my snake Princess Jasmine

Monday, February 11th, 2008

jasmineemail.gifWith all the controversy around the middle-east, Unleashed tried to stay away from this topic, but when looking to Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With one has to, has to put up Princess Jasmine.

First off you got the oil issue. Jasmine’s father, the Sultan, has a ton of money in oil and with gas prices going up you have to get on good terms with the family. Getting between Jasmine’s legs could be just the ticket.

Second, she’s is just a hottie. And she’s got that cool ass tiger Raja, who you can bring to parties and stonings. (more…)


Close
E-mail It