An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. 
 
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
 
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
 
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
 
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

Sister  Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The  Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome  here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do  so. ”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5  years
before the Priest said to her,
“Sister Mary Katherine, you  have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.” Read more…