Unleashed Humor

Awesome Dilbert one-liners

Posted on 20. Mar, 2009 by The Troll.

Here  are some nice Dilbert one-liners… they are hysterical!
 
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t  listen.
 
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
 

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Golf Quote: Lee Trevino on ex-wives

Posted on 13. Jan, 2009 by P Syrek.

 ”You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”

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You Know you are a Golf Fanatic When…

Posted on 02. Nov, 2008 by P Syrek.

If you are a golf fanatic or know one, you need to get this book.  Page after page of hysterical golf fanatic quotes/jokes and cartoons.
Sample Quotes:  You Know you are a Golf Fanatic When…

God called.  He wants you to put down your clubs and come back to church Sunday mornings.

You always have golf range tokens [...]

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Funny Golf Quote: Gerald Ford hits everything

Posted on 01. Oct, 2008 by P Syrek.

“I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.” - Gerald Ford

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Funny Golf Quote: Sam Snead and the trees

Posted on 22. Sep, 2008 by P Syrek.

“If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.” - Sam Snead

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Funny Golf Quote: Jack Benny

Posted on 13. Sep, 2008 by The Troll.

 ”Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.”

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Stormin Norman RULES. Great quote on terrorism.

Posted on 16. Aug, 2008 by The Troll.

General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked during an interview…if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
 His answer was classic Schwartzkopf.
“I believe that forgiving them is God’s function.  OUR job is to arrange the meeting.”
 

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