A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.   Read more…

Hillary says “Let’s name her Monica”.  Go Bill Clinton… plenty for all of the bitches!!!!

It was back in the old days.  A couple got married and it was they were on their honeymoon right after the wedding.  They were both virgins (traditional) and it was time to do the deed. 

The wife (Ching) was naked curled up in a ball crying.  Her husband (Chong) asked what was the problem. Read more…

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked
her if she had a good time.
Chelsea replies she had a wondful time and she
thinks she’s in love.
Hillary then asks, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”
Chelsea replies, “Not according to Dad.”