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Beer vs. face cream joke

Beer vs. face cream joke

Posted on 14. Aug, 2009 by The Troll.

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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco’s when the man picks up a crate of Stella beer and sticks them into the trolley
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife ‘They’re on offer, only 10 for 24 cans’, he says
“Put them back.   We can’t afford it,” says the wife and they carry on shopping…
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"24 hours to live" joke

“24 hours to live” joke

Posted on 09. Jul, 2009 by The Troll.

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Gina returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told her husband that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.
 Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.  Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
 Six hours later, Gina went to him again, and said, “Honey, now I only [...]

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Helicopter ride joke

Helicopter ride joke

Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.

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Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.   ’Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair,

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Christmas morning golf joke

Christmas morning golf joke

Posted on 25. Dec, 2008 by P Syrek.

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Four buddies were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

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Pregnant caddy joke

Pregnant caddy joke

Posted on 20. Nov, 2008 by The Troll.

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and he Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

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Gorilla and wife joke

Gorilla and wife joke

Posted on 17. Sep, 2008 by The Troll.

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A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.  

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Drinking to picture of wife joke.

Drinking to picture of wife joke.

Posted on 23. Aug, 2008 by The Troll.

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A man goes into a bar a guzzles a beer.  After he does so, he takes a picture of his wife out of his top pocket and looks at it.  Puts it back, orders another beer, downs it and looks at the picture again.  He does this several times more.  Finally the bartender asks him”why?”  [...]

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Chinese man burnt alive for not washing feet

Chinese man burnt alive for not washing feet

Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by P Syrek.

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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday. 
Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t.  Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is [...]

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