This ranks up there with Ground Hog Day.  Let me be upfront, you can not just be appreciated for being a woman… YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.  Be a Mom and you get Mother’s Day as appreciation.  Valentine’s Day is huge for just being in a relationship.  And if you’re great in bed, you will be honored on Memorial Day.  Read more…

Women throughout the world are going to be livid.  This is a real online petition set back in 2005.  Apparently there is a site out there that allows you to create online petitions.  Apparently this petition did not gather much support but was and still remains extremely popular in the Middle East.
 
Content of petition:

Stop Women’s right to vote! They don’t know what the hell is going on anyway. They should stop voting and spend more time doing other constructive things. IE laundry, cooking, cleaning. Just let the men deal with politics.

If Women lose their rights to vote, you heard it first here!  Hillary Clinton has got to get on board with this one.  Might be better than her Magic Johnson angle.

View actual petition and/or start your own:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stop-women-s-right-to-vote.html

 Here is a great article on how make-up, fashion and sabotage.  Article says someone laced a contestants dress with pepper spray.  The poor model broke out in hives.  This just goes to show you how “CATTY” women can get.THIS CHICK IS TOUGH!  Ingrid Marie Rivera managed to stay on stage, held tough and made it back to the back stage.  I would have been crying like a baby if I had pepper spray all over my clothes.  I get Johnson and Johnson baby soap in my eyes and I’m screaming. Moral of story:  Puerto Rico — Great for Rum and Sun, not so good for pageants.

Read article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071126/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/puerto_rico_pageant_pranks

“Oh god thank you for this wonderful Thanksgiving meal and all that you have given me throughout the year.  Oh if you can find it in your heart… please ensure I hit some great sales tomorrow.”  This was a quote taken from my mom on Thanksgiving Day.

Women live for this un-official holiday…more than Christmas, more than Valentine’s Day, more than Mother’s Day.

The week before Black Friday women plan heavily with internet research and flyer analysis of upcoming sales.  The kitchen is transformed into a “war room”. Sale flyers posted everywhere, a giant white board by the frig mapping out store locations and Black Friday strategy.  In the den another white board with a back up strategy for Black Friday, just incase the strategy in the kitchen does not work.

The night before:  Credit card limits are checked and cards are polished to a shine.  The alarm clocks are set for 4 AM and showers are taken the night before (to save time).

Your wife will call you a 100 times a day on any other day throughout the year.  But on this day you won’t hear from her.  The only call you may get is from AMEX fraud department, stating “your card may have been stolen, it’s been charged 19 times in the last hour”. 

In the end, not a bad deal.  Your wife comes home happy as hell.  The money she saved… or thinks she saved is like an aphrodisiac.  She glows like her wedding day… but then Saturday comes, its time to put up the Christmas decorations, and life is back to normal.