You Know you are Getting Old When… the book

“You Know you are Getting Old When” the book

Posted on 26. Feb, 2009 by The Troll in Upcoming Funny Books

You Know you are Getting Old When… is a hysterical cartoon-quote-joke book about the humorous side of getting old. It is great gag gift for your family and friends. Hey those “seniors” have been busting your chops all of your life… pointing out your mistakes, giving unsolicited advice etc, etc. It’s your turn to bust some chops. But it’s not meant to be mean, it’s meant to give them “Old Timers” a good laugh through some really funny “over-the-hill” humor.

The release of this book is scheduled for May 14, 2009.

*Here are some of the quotes to date. Please feel free to comment below with your ideas, suggestions, quotes or if you’re over 60… death threats.

You Know you are Getting Old When…

- Fast food companies volunteer to give you “senior” discounts.
- You get an invitation to join AARP.
- You now look out for coupons for funeral arrangements.
- You think everyone drives too fast.
- Ben Gay cream is not cutting it anymore.
- You have knit coverings on your home’s tissue boxes.
- Your social calendar mainly consists of doctor’s appointments.
- You now choose your church based on the comfort of the pews.
- If you are not wearing glasses, you should be.
- Your favorite movie is Cacoon.
- In the past 60 days you’ve told your kids “you’ll be sorry when I’m gone.”
- You TIVO the Hallmark Channel.
- Hospital valets know you by first name.
- In the past 30 days you’ve had dinner at 3:30 PM.